THIS IS WHAT WE DO IN HANOVER PARK!
WE BLOW THINGS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
+no more pumpkin+
SPARKLER BOMBS!!!!!!!!!!! [around 100 sparklers or so all rubber banded together, and then you light one....and watch the white flare begin!]
Well thank God you got yourself out of Iowa. Granted Illinois isn't that much better, but at least we don't smell like a cow's ass (and pig's, and crow's, and every other farm animal's). I've discovered the main difference between Illinois and Iowa is that our farms don't have animals on them. Which in turns means, our state doesn't smell like crap +literally+.Nevertheless, you're obviously here because you're interested in Hangover Park. Well, sit back and enjoy the ride, cause it's a pretty wild one.
This site is going to be as "user friendly" as i can possibly make it. If you ever get frustrated or scared, don't worry just click the "X" on the top right hand corner of your screen. However by doing that, you've activated the satellite beam that will track you down. But then again, you being here as already activated the hangover park beam and so you're fresh out of luck anyways.
Just kidding....
(or am i?)
HAHAHAHA. Anyways, seeing as how Hangover Park is about 15 or 20 miles from Chicago, i've decided to equip some Chicagoland favorites in this as well.
There are various pieces of Hangover Park. The people, the land, the schooling, and of course, the black hole.
So have at it, and have fun exploring the REAL Hangover Park.
Take 290-East to visit the People of Hangover Park
Take 290-West to visit the land of Hangover Park
Take I-90 to visit the schooling of Hangover Park
Take the Elgin O'Hare to visit the Black Hole Of Hangover Park
Take a right on Cedar Avenue and see how everything comes together
